liquidate all assets, by džezbollah

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1.	idiot bastard son of seven generations of bastards 01:56	buy track
2.	alkohol halal revisited 02:03	buy track
3.	bosnian speedball 03:08	buy track
4.	jazz gladio 45'-68' 02:29	buy track
5.	jazz gladio 69'-92' 03:10	buy track
6.	buržujski ples 03:42	buy track
7.	hell in yankeeland 02:29	buy track

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Dzezbollah announcement

Attention all units, the following document contains transcript fragments of the debriefing conducted on the surviving members of the “Asada al-Brayani” Commando of the Dzezbollah Army. The interview covers the events that took place between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], 2021, and the subsequent creation of their latest album.

“We spent the first three months of the said period in the Ktzi’ot maximum security prison (aka Ansar III), south-west of Beersheba. As soon as we began our sentence we embarked on a protocolary hunger strike. After ten days, each of us was sent to solitary confinement and force-fed with haram.

During this violent act of feeding, our trumpet player was martyred, overdosing on haram food.

Following al-Brayani’s death, we decided to take his name as the official moniker of our cell, and laid the foundations of our escape plan.

After two months of digging, we managed to spoon our way out of prison on the night between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].

Once out, we traded our golden fillings, along with the last of our Ketema hashish, for a 1989 Toyota Hilux and some petrol.”

A word about the hashish

“It was acquired through the official Hamas dealership within Ansar III.
Very good sh*t, straight from Morocco. Gives you a one-way ticket to Jannah, and then lays you down to sleep so sweetly, like it was from the Blind Sheik himself, Masha'Allah. We were very reluctant to trade it, however, the locals insisted, refusing to sell us the vehicle without it.

Final verdict: Five out of five stars, we need to get more “
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

…But, we digress…

“Once reaching [REDACTED], we were met by two ex-PFLP-fighters-turned-broadcasting-moguls, who arranged for a safe house/recording studio in [REDACTED], West Bank, Palestine.

After one day of recording, our session was violently interrupted by a Shin Beth death squad that has tracked us down from Beersheba.

Luckily, our security managed to hold them off long enough for us to escape with the master tapes.

We will use this moment to honour the fallen fighters who died defending us, and spit on the occupiers.”

[A minute of silence ensues, interrupted by a sound of spitting]

Bottomline:

“Once again, we are on the run. We will break communication until further notice.

In the attachment, you will find the product of the recording session, which serves as both a testimony of our escape efforts, and a testament of the martyr al-Brayani (he ate too much haram).

His trumpet will be missed greatly. May his legacy live on. End of transmission.”

[The uncensored version of this report is no longer in existence, and the original recording of the interview has been destroyed]

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released April 28, 2023

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